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There Is No Degree In Parenting
It’s 3 am. Breastfeeding this kid is still not easy. Should I reposition? Is he getting enough milk? Oh wait, there’s a small red bump near his eye. Is it a rash? Coming down with something? Dr. House would think it’s sarcoidosis. Can sarcoidosis be transmitted to the cat? Do you know what I learned from all of these middle-of-the-night…
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How to Actually Get Things Done With a Baby Around
When you think of motherhood today versus 60-70 years ago, some very different imagery come to mind… The stereotypical mom in the 50s always had a clean house, something baking in the oven from scratch, and a happy baby playing independently while mom fixed her lipstick standing in kitten heels. The social media portrayal of a mom today has a…
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A Mom’s Cup of Coffee (In The Style of “If You Give A Mouse A Cookie”)
If you haven’t read the classic, If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, be sure to read this version before reading my version for moms! If you give a mom a cup of coffee, her kid will want a banana. She’ll put the coffee down and peel the banana. When she gives the kid the banana, they’ll cry that it’s…